![]() ![]() Please, do something, ken-do, kabuki or brew tea, but something else. You, Kojima-san, could not write your way out of a shoebox, if you are ever in doubt, come, I will give you a certificate in writing. Quite a solid walking simulator, totally ruined with Kojima's pretensious, ham-fisted kitcsh. That's what you'll get with Death Stranding. A stupid game, made by a narcissistic pseudo intellectual game maker who is riding on the coat tails of past successful games. The game spends more time blowing its c_k than in at least trying to engage the player in any meaningful form. If you want to spend your time on a quality game, kindly play something else rather than this putrid pile of garbage called Death Stranding. The Steam numbers for the game is pathetic as well. What's the point then? Kojima insists his game is a success. Besides, Gamstat states on their website that the numbers are not official. Why is Kojima the only one who refuses to state how many copies his game sold? Please don't post me fake stats from Gamstat that says the game has 3 million players (there is something called Game Sharing on Playstation). Ghost of Tsushima sold 2.4 million copies in 3 days. If it is not a flop, why won't he reveal the sales numbers? Last Guardian sold around 1.4 million copies. To this day, Hideo Kojima insists his game is not a flop. Death Stranding was at the top of the list but quickly toppled over after a few days. They've also stopped revealing sales numbers after the initial flow of articles that said the game sold 200k copies in Japan (total tally is 399k in Japan). It's no wonder that Sony did not offer him another deal to work with them. Death Stranding is quite possibly the worst game made by Hideo Kojima that fails in every aspect. The game still has numerous crashes and bugs on certain hardware setups (check the Steam forums to know the full extent of how bad this game is). It also works only on Windows 10 and won't work on GPUs and CPUs that are technically able to run this unappealing wreck of a game. The PC version of the game comes with Denuvo DRM so to hell with gamers willing to pay money for this trash. All that money wasted, on characters you won't care for, on a game that seeks to insult your intelligence by repeating plot points and threads ad nauseum. It is clear that Kojima spent the bulk of his money on the so called "star studded" losers from TV and film. ![]() ![]() The music is basically licensed trash that you can listen to while trudging across America which looks a lot like Iceland than America. Enemy AI is stupid and can be easily tricked into loops where you can annihilate them. The combat in this game revolves around throwing poo and pee grenades at dumb bullet sponge enemies. The game's online basically has roads and ziplines everywhere so it's easy to travel to and fro without. This must be the "challenge" shills were talking about. There are falling rocks that phase through you without doing any damage whatsoever. Unlike what all the idiotic shills like to say, there is no "challenge" in traversing the dumb environment. The gameplay is basically a walking simulator (Amazon Prime delivery simulator) set in an open, empty world with nothing to do. Only a fool would be unable to see where this predictable trash story is going to lead. Don't be surprised if you end up rolling your eyeballs so far inside your socket at the game's sad excuse for "twists" and "revelations". The story beats you over the head over and over again with stupid lines like, "We need to be connected" and other things that might have felt "cool" in Kojima's mind but falls flat in execution. The entire game is an exercise in futility. You'll get typical Hideo Kojima try hard lines like, "I'm Fragile but not that fragile" without the bombastic and interesting cutscenes of the Metal Gear Solid games. Why is this character called Die Hardman? Because he.died.hard. The fan theories of what the game could be about was far more interesting than the banal drivel offered in this game. ![]() You'll get typical Hideo Kojima try hard lines like, "I'm Fragile but not that The game is basically a glorified walking simulator with baked on "shooter" elements. The game is basically a glorified walking simulator with baked on "shooter" elements. ![]()
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